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“Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabeetus.”

~ Wilford Brimley

Diabeetus is a rare disease affecting many Americans from the south with diabetes. It is a condition that involving diabetes and a southern accent. The condition was brought to the attention of the CDC (Center for Disease Control) when Wilford Brimley expressed major symptoms of Diabeetus. Experts say that 3% of all diabetes sufferers have Diabeetus. Do you have Diabeetus? DO YOU???!?!?!?!