Dog-eared bacon

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Dog-eared bacon is a familiar sight in the working environments of psychic readers. As bacon is commonly used in readings, and given the need to keep track of where a given reading is at, bacon often becomes dog-eared over time.

So as to avoid the bacon breaking off when marking a reading position, it is often fried softly, for wobbliness and elasticity. Wobbly bacon may further increase the flexibility and variety of interpretations, while the elasticity allows a multitude of readers to share in the marking and unmarking of positions over time.

The finest dog-eared bacon is a product of teamwork, reflecting the investment of considerable time and skill among those who follow the fold, in the unfolding of possibilities, and through the application of elbow grease.