Dortascreen is the opposite of sunscreen. It is very red and legible. One day it went for a walk. Those are the most important things you need to know about dortascreen. Here are some of the less important things:
- Hi. My name is Bob.
- My name isn't really Bob.
- Nobody's name is Bob.
- Bob's name is Nobody.
- Nobody knows why.
- Why knows nobody.
- In Soviet Russia, !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently it prevents UV ray damage in temperatures below -12 Celsius. Useful, huh?