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Torm n' Ejo Part 1 the errands aren't done

Torm and Ejo were sitting down one day on quite large marshmallows. 'Bout the size of a pretty small mouse. They were in a barren landscape. There were cacti and squirrels. Catepillars and squids. Candle wax and schizophrenia. The usual things you might find there. Torm was a boy. He had blonde hair and a skin or two. His hair was blonde. His shirt white, his pants blue, his shirt red. He didn't have a shirt on, but his pants were. Ejo was a boy. He had THHREEE shirts. One was a turtle's neck. 'Twas red. He wore two vests. But one was a scarf; green it was. Not blue, but yellow. Or well it was just as yellow as it was blue because both of those colors make green. It's the vest that was yellow. At least I think it was. Who's to say I'm not color blind and that Ejo's scarf wasn't just ALL OF THE CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS CLAPs.

He had red spikey hair.

Torm n' Ejo part 2 electric shoes

If you are going to wear electric shoes, then you should never leave the vicinity of a power outlet. Or, at the very least, you should make sure you use very long extension cords.

Torm n' Ejo part 4 kiss your eyeballs out the door

Torm looked all over his mouth, and when he stopped, his eye fell out. Ejo giggled like a timid Japanese girl, and then pulled an eye patch out of his pocket, and gave it to his friend. Torm put it on, all whilst cackling like a hyena.

Torm n' Ejo part 3 without your bees

The two heroes sat for a little more until they looked up in the sky and saw poles coming out of their feet going toward the sky. The poles just kind of sprouted out of nowhere; it was painful. There were now large wounds in: Ejo's right foot, Torm's left foot, Torm's left foot, and right foot, and the other foot that Ejo has. Poles were all over. growing into the skies. Torm n' Ejo looked at eachother, and agreed telepathically that they should grab a hold of these poles and lift off to see where they were going. Feet still impaled, they did this, and rocketed into the sky with the growing poles. Then they stopped.

Torm n' Ejo part e with the cheese

There were no bees. But there was cheese. Torm and Ejo came to a halt as the poles ceased to grow taller. They were seven hundred niney nimp feet in the sky. In between the two of them was a cheese man. He was a man but his head was a wheel of cheese that was properly wedged between two poles. Like the boys, captain cheese monger was also suspended in the air by the poles. Cheese master 2000 looked distressed, because his head was stuck. Cheese is quite crumbly, so an ill attempt at dislodging his head would likely result in a crumbly head. So the cheeseman just sat there, crying. Torm and Ejo noticed that there were small dotted lines coming from the top of the cheesey chief's head, that was because he was so smelly, and that's how cartoonists usually demonstrate smelliness.

And then everything burned.