Dumbass

“I loved Dumbass! It was this pisstake of Jackass that my mates did to make some cash, alright they weren't very close mates, but I still appeared in one scene on the DVD! I rode a tiny bicycle full pelt along his patio until they pushed one of them little cars that 3 year olds drive into me. I smashed my knee up and then the car fell on me. Still, it was fun. I never got one of the DVDs though...”

~ Testostereich, speaking from personal experience.

A common myth is that dumbasses are bad, this is evidently not true, they don't hurt my foot. They are pretty bad at carrying stuff though - they always walk backwards. Smart donkeys.