Dwoerf Goorami
Dwoerf Goorami[edit | edit source]
What are they[edit | edit source]
Dwarf Gourami was a fish that has gills and swims in the big blue ocean. It was called the "Dwarf Gourami" because the animal scientists obviously knew it all, but never told me. It's sad about being a midget and turned blooey-red because of it. Those gimboys >:( I will stare at them intimidatingly for their idiocy *staaaaaare*.
Bob[edit | edit source]
Bob is my pet catfish, he is a social media catfish too. He is single and androgynous. Go get him ladies... Bob is the shortened version of Robert. Wheh?! How does Bob, turn into Robert. Did the mum just go (Puts on derp noise) "LET'S GO CALL THE SON BLOBERT!" and she has terrible handwriting so her harem of magical lawyers who happened to be a jar of old and dehydrated pickles mistook it for "Robert". That's how "Bob" was born
Blob is also a cool nickname, I would call you Jimbob but we are talkin' Blob here so... back to fish. Not! Have fun not knowing if I continue or not :P