Eating can cause AIDS

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Eating may be the latest fad but it can cause AIDS.

Studies consistently show that AIDS is generated by eating, especially meats or dairy products.

Water is also the fastest contributing factor to the thyroid gland becoming useless. Its super bad.

but it can be stopped?[edit | edit source]

The good news is that by eating less everyday until you get used to starving may be the only way out of the downward race to thyroidal AIDS.

a world government based on enforced bulimia maybe our only hope. Next time you consider drinking water, imagine all the viruses in it dancing about and being festive. This will hypersensitise your brain-stem to prevent you from being converted into the cult of digestion.[edit | edit source]