Elsevier

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Elsevier is a secret society run by Skyping Belgians. The society protects dangerous knowledge by keeping it out of the hands of the public. Some people think Elsevier secretly controlls all colleges and universities. However, this is mistaken, as Elsevier is itself colleges and universities. Students and faculty of the colleges and universities are the members of Elsevier, with whom the knowledge is shared.

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The orders of Elsevier are set up to mirror the structure of a paywall.