Empathy

This article is an IllogiReal.

Empathy can be expressed in what you do, but since that definition is too locigal, I will instead be defining what it means to be emphatic (or not) using vegetables.

Cucumber

Cucumber generally sympathises with the 0's. Cucumber + 2 = 34 * red of the A. As calculated by the use of International Corn-based Weaponry, through a mole.

Carrot

What's a carrot? Oh yes, that orange stick. B Algebra is like a breadsticks. A breadsticks? Someone get the Miracle Grammar 2590.