Evil Robot Usses

Dude, we totally went on a most heinous expedition to the afterlife, while our lives were taken over by Evil Robot Usses from the future! There was only one good thing we could say about them: and that was that they were total metal heads. Station!!

Anyway, my esteemed colleague and I put our heads together, because we had to come up with a way to defeat the Evil Robot Usses, cause they were strong enough to totally kill us. So we thought, how best to counter Evil Robot Usses than with Good Robot Usses? So we built the Good Robot Usses to totally kill the Evil Robot Usses. But we did such a good job that after the fight, we could no longer tell who won! So now we just call them the Morally Ambiguous Robot Usses. It was most triumphant.