Family Circus

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An unedited sample of a Family Circus comic.

It's a comic by a guy who would be dead 20 years ago if he didn't have enough money to have his life extended. It takes place in the 1960's when Sudam Husein froze time. Now, year's later, they're still an ordinary family with two parents who are voting for John F. Kennedy.

Characters[edit | edit source]

Billy[edit | edit source]

A drug addict who smokes behind his mother's back. (See right.)

Dolly[edit | edit source]

She claims to be an ordinary little girl, but she actually sells counterfeit pills in China.

PJ[edit | edit source]

He's the reason why there's a graveyard in the backyard.

"Daddy"[edit | edit source]

He's constantly going to work. "Mommy" is so naive that she doesn't detect what the dude's really doing.

"Mommy"[edit | edit source]

Billy occasionally draws for Keane, but that's because he's just being occupied when "Mommy" goes to the bar after working too hard.