I am your father
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- Darth Vader: I am your father!
- Luke: NOOO!!! Wait, wait... how could you be my father?
- Darth Vader: What do you mean?
- Luke: I got a blood test one day and the results were "Darth Vader is definitely not your father".
- Darth Vader: ...You're Jason right?
- Luke: No, no, I'm Luke...
- Darth Vader: Oh... right, I thought you were Jason. Sorry 'bout that.
- Darth Vader: Actually, I meant to tell you that you are my.. errm... sister.
- Luke: But I'm a guy?
- Darth Vader: What's your point?
- Luke: My point is that if I'm your sister, I would be female.
- Luke: Plus, they said in the blood test "You are definitely not Darth Vader's sister"
- Jason: Hi guys!
- Darth Vader: Luke, you can leave now.
- Luke: *leaves*
- Darth Vader: Jason, I AM YOUR FATHER!
- Jason: Yeah, yeah. I already know. I took the blood test. I'll join The Dark Side, ok?
- Darth Vader: OK! *goes with Jason to the Dark Side of the room*