Finnegan's Snake

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Away In The Manger[edit | edit source]

Don't. You can't. Wikipe knocked down the wallstraight oldie.

She don't exist. Finnegan loves her. God loves you. Human history moves in cycles.

Orngadduu. Snoppt. Wallport. Soldiers came down from Israel but that's not relevant. They fought but did not fought. If thou understand'st what I mean. The tree of life was growing within Wikipe. She didn't know it. The void was threatening to consume everybody. And all through the ages her efforts meant nothing. He fell and died. He was laid down in a casket with a bottle of whiskey at his feet and floated off to the land of the fairies. A snake slithered across the river. A black snake. One that knew everybody's sins.

Wiggle[edit | edit source]

sixth child. She was promptly carried to her trial in a coffin. She woke up. Everybody was looking at her. They know she committed manslaughter and was guilty of being the sixth child. She testified against herself and was found guilty. She was soon released by the judge as he said to her that he needed her to do something for him. She returned home and resumed her job of keeping Wikipedia up-to-date. Somebody knocked on the door. It was the wolfman with a subpoena detailing how she needed to go to court on account of her being the

Remember the ninth[edit | edit source]

All of the databases were purged. All of human civilisation. Wikipe blinked out of existence. Many gathered around her grave. Mourned her absence. God was dead too. I have some advice for you if you want to prevent this.