Finnegans Wake

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Finnegans Wake


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Finnegans Wake is a genre-defying novel by James Joyce. It begins with some weird shit, progresses into weirder shit, and by page 628, your mind has not only exploded, but it has exploded in infinite dimensions and variations, and you have seizures, narcolepsy, cancer, and every disease known to man. Fortunately, this has only happened to a test case in Virginia whose corpse is now a donor to The Ash Ketchum Memorial Museum of Loonies, Medical Mysteries, and Safety Clips. Only a fool would read it, because it has 1 bazillion (note: is actual number. True story) puns, 1% of which bend time and space. Truth be told, the test case was a mentally retarded man, but nobody cares.

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