Firaga

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'Firaga is a spell in Finale Phontasy involving two men and a train.[1] "Contrary to popular belief, Firaga does not contain any preservatives and may contain nuts.

Also, Firaga is the evolved form of Fira, which is the evolved form of Fire. To be exact, Fire evolves into Fira at level 18, and then into Firaga at level 32. Firaga contains the following moves:

  • Firaga
  • Fira
  • Fire
  • Fire Hose

Fire Hose, contrary to popular belief, does shoot out fire and not water. If you see water, it's just blue fire kind of like the ones on the bread burner things.

Also Firaga does more damage than Fira, or Fire combined. Ok, it doesn't but if you can say It does then you are Postman Pat. No doubt about that.

There is no Firajaga or Maharaja so NO!

For the last time, SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED!!!! *breathes deeply* and there is no Firajaga or Maharaja NOW SHUT UP!

It involves two men and a train?[edit | edit source]

Nope. It involves two men and a train. A burning train. The name "Firaga" originated from two men and a burning train. The burning train is Fire. And the two men are the Aga brothers. So Fire-aga. Pronounced "fai-yer-ah-gah". As in Fire! Ah! GAAAAAH!

Meaningly, fire! IM BURNING U...GAAAAH!

And no, it does not involve two men and a brain. A BRAIN, YOU SAY?? No, the brain has no preservatives and may contain nuts.

Because it is a carriage. As i have stated, it is a spell in that phone game, where you dance dance revolution to the ringing of a phone, or more precise, the NOKIA theme song.

You know, da-da-da-da-daaaa!. Yar. So basically, Firaga is a spell. F-I-R-A-G-A. Incantations: None. Attack points: more than 80.

Statistics are unanabavailable.

Yar.

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. Or to be exact, two men and a burning train