Fire and Brimstone Hell

Fire and Brimstone Hell is just like Earth, except everything is made out of Fire. The chairs are fire, the beds are fire, the tables are fire, the sofas are fire, and all the buildings and mountains are fire. The ground is brimstone and lava, set on fire. The kitchens are made of fire - fire stoves and ovens, fire refrigerators, and cooking utensils made entirely out of fire. The fruits and vegetables are all on fire, as are all the meats and cheeses. Even the bathrooms are made out of fire - fire toilets, fire showers, fire bathtubs, and fire sinks. It would be a pyromaniac's paradise, except that someone else already set everything on fire, so there's nothing left to set on fire, so its no fun. There are televisions there, but they are all on fire, and all the shows are on fire. Oh, and devils in red fire suits roam around. They like it hot. All the clothes there are fire, too, fire pants, fire tops, fire dresses, fire suits. The lamps are lava lamps surrounded by fire, of course. But there are no fireplaces there, because that would just be pointless. There are even fire computers there, which link to flamewars of course.