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[11:38] [INFO] Channel view for “#illogicopedia” opened. [11:38] -->| YOU (Flameviper) have joined #illogicopedia [11:38] =-= Topic for #illogicopedia is “http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | #toilet | FYI: We are all ego-maniacs here. Just thought you should know. | <Slinking_Ferret> Wikipedia is your fried” [11:38] =-= Topic for #illogicopedia was set by SilentPenguin on Friday, June 01, 2007 12:03:43 PM [11:38] *ChanServ* [#illogicopedia] Welcome to ?pedia, http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page [11:38] <SilentPenguin> hiho [11:38] <Flameviper> hey seppy [11:38] <Flameviper> school am finally ovar, this are mine first days of free [11:39] <SilentPenguin> i have till thursday [11:39] <Flameviper> there are no websites that I can log into using the username flameviper [11:39] <SilentPenguin> :( [11:39] <Flameviper> I R B& [11:39] <SilentPenguin> gutted [11:40] <Flameviper> banned! [11:40] <Flameviper> imma' go drown my troubles in some good old fashioned /b/ [11:40] <SilentPenguin> some ED user is stalking you [11:40] <SilentPenguin> he was here the other day [11:41] <Flameviper> who was that [11:41] <SilentPenguin> he was all nice and stuff than he started slagging the site off and saying things like "ED for the win" [11:41] <SilentPenguin> so i banned him [11:41] === olipro, silentpenguin, and nalioth are online. [11:41] === corpse2007, braydie, nerd42, jwales, crazytales2, and soms are offline. [11:43] <SilentPenguin> spaceweasel [11:43] * SilentPenguin gives Flameviper a poke [11:43] <Flameviper> spaceweasel eh? [11:43] <Flameviper> i know that shit [11:45] <SilentPenguin> i thought you would [11:47] <SilentPenguin> he annoy you then [12:03] <Flameviper> fuck! my mouse is broekn [12:03] <Flameviper> and randomly scrolling [12:03] <Flameviper> ARRRRGH [12:05] -->| James-001 (n=James-00@unaffiliated/james-001) has joined #illogicopedia [12:05] <James-001> hi hi [12:07] <SilentPenguin> hello [12:08] <SilentPenguin> datrio said he would code the extention [12:09] <SilentPenguin> infact he thought it was a genius idea [12:09] <SilentPenguin> O_O [12:09] <SilentPenguin> maybe he just likes a challange [12:10] <James-001> cool [12:10] <SilentPenguin> i might add it to Illogicopedia too [12:11] <SilentPenguin> have not decided yet [12:12] <Flameviper> hey jameses [12:12] <Flameviper> i like you guys [12:12] <SilentPenguin> :D [12:12] <Flameviper> that's why i like illogicopedia [12:13] <Flameviper> it's nice and small, there are only about 10 users and I know all of you [12:13] <SilentPenguin> aww, shucks [12:13] <James-001> hi [12:13] * Flameviper hugs SilentPenguin, James-001 and Mathpoet [12:13] <James-001> ...uhh...ok [12:13] * SilentPenguin prods mathpoet [12:13] <Flameviper> James-001, Silent Penguin, Asema, Mathpoet, Testostereich, HelloolleH, David, Fluffalizer, Nerd42 [12:13] <SilentPenguin> i think hes dead again [12:14] <Flameviper> mathpoet leaves IRC open when he's gone [12:14] <James-001> never heard of three of those people [12:14] <SilentPenguin> yeah [12:15] <SilentPenguin> Flameviper, David and Asema are the same person [12:15] <Flameviper> I see [12:15] <Flameviper> but still [12:15] <SilentPenguin> you missed out Hindleyite too [12:15] <Flameviper> James-001, Silent Penguin, Asema, Mathpoet, Testostereich, HelloolleH, Hindleyite, Fluffalizer, Nerd42 [12:15] <SilentPenguin> and MMF [12:15] <SilentPenguin> :P [12:15] <Flameviper> the fact that there is nobody on the site who I don't know... [12:16] <SilentPenguin> yeah [12:16] <SilentPenguin> exept for new people [12:16] <Flameviper> it's not like you'll say a name and I'll be "who is that? [12:16] <Flameviper> there are few new people [12:16] <James-001> oh... [12:16] <Flameviper> where is the cutoff line for "founding members" and "new people" though? [12:17] <SilentPenguin> :P [12:17] * SilentPenguin is a founding member [12:18] <SilentPenguin> how come you left wikia James ? [12:19] <James-001> ummm...because....well, i'm kinda listening to two or three channels at once while on #vandalism-en-wp at the same time [12:19] * SilentPenguin has eight channels open [12:20] <Flameviper> i can't forget slinking ferret [12:20] <Flameviper> GOD DAMN THIS MOUSE! [12:20] <Flameviper> the friggin' scroller won't stop scrolling [12:20] <Flameviper> up [12:20] <SilentPenguin> heh [12:20] <Flameviper> so I can't see the bottom of the window [12:20] <Flameviper> every few seconds it changes dierction too [12:20] <Flameviper> ARRRRRG [12:20] <SilentPenguin> why dont you calaborate the mouse? [12:20] <Flameviper> &(#% WINDOWS [12:21] <Flameviper> damn [12:21] <James-001> ok... [12:21] <Flameviper> it was a $25 mouse too [12:21] <Flameviper> which is a lot for a mouse (for britons) [12:21] <Flameviper> speaking of which, how many miles to the gallon do british cars get? [12:21] <Flameviper> eep... kilometers [12:23] * Flameviper gets converter [12:23] <SilentPenguin> $25 about £15 pounds [12:23] <James-001> ??? [12:23] <SilentPenguin> er, its not KM is the UK [12:23] <SilentPenguin> its miles [12:23] <SilentPenguin> and they do less than american ones [12:24] <James-001> yep [12:24] <SilentPenguin> because our roads have corners [12:24] <SilentPenguin> everything else is metric though [12:25] * SilentPenguin has some imperial money. [12:25] <SilentPenguin> shillings pounds, pence fathings hape'nees [12:27] <Flameviper> your roads have square corners instread of rounded curves? [12:27] <SilentPenguin> wha ? [12:27] <Flameviper> everything can be turned into a rounded curve when you're on a bike and the off-road material is grass [12:27] <SilentPenguin> no, we have round corners [12:28] <SilentPenguin> but we have lots of them [12:28] <Flameviper> <SilentPenguin> because our roads have corners [12:28] <SilentPenguin> not your silly straight arsed roads [12:28] <Flameviper> we have straight roads over a curved planet, curved land [12:28] <SilentPenguin> corner, curve, its the same thing in road terms [12:29] <MathPoet> hey Flameviper and SilentPenguin [12:29] <Flameviper> MATHEY! [12:29] <SilentPenguin> hello [12:29] <MathPoet> rounded corners? [12:29] <SilentPenguin> yeah [12:29] <Flameviper> wrote any math poetry lately? [12:30] <MathPoet> hehe. no. just trying lately not to lose my f***ing mind, actually. [12:30] <SilentPenguin> isnt it too late for that? [12:30] <MathPoet> i did an article in Vaporstory. [12:30] <Flameviper> I'm trying to work with my crazyass mouse [12:30] <SilentPenguin> Mathy, I saw [12:30] <MathPoet> what did you think? [12:30] <MathPoet> too technical? [12:31] <SilentPenguin> the content one? [12:31] <MathPoet> the Inabor one, right? [12:31] <SilentPenguin> ah [12:31] <SilentPenguin> sorry yeah [12:31] <SilentPenguin> just having a no brainer there [12:31] <MathPoet> what? too techinical? [12:32] <SilentPenguin> nah its alright [12:32] <SilentPenguin> needs some sort of picture though [12:32] <MathPoet> i wanted it to be complex, but plausible. [12:32] <MathPoet> i don't know nothin' about no pictures. [12:33] <MathPoet> but I like the idea of tying tog ether different facts and stuff. [12:33] <MathPoet> we need more life and fewer gods . [12:34] <MathPoet> would you mind if we either cut down the number of gods, or simplified what they are the gods of? [12:34] <MathPoet> I'm thinking of a basic council of gods. like the greeks. [12:35] <MathPoet> there could be lesser gods.... [12:35] <MathPoet> i'm babbling, aren't I? sorry. [12:36] <MathPoet> SilentPenguin: what did you think of the Contents page? helpful? [12:36] <SilentPenguin> yeah [12:36] <SilentPenguin> :P [12:37] <Flameviper> I get to be the god of FLAMES [12:37] <MathPoet> have to flesh out the fauna and the flora, too, maybe. [12:37] <Flameviper> SilentPenguin: Ice, Flameviper: Fire [12:37] <Flameviper> other than that, we still need thunder, darkness, water, wind, darkness, and life [12:38] <MathPoet> it can't be that primitive, i'm afraid [12:38] <MathPoet> this society is 5000 years old [12:38] <Flameviper> how so? [12:38] <Flameviper> we can modify the 8 basic elements [12:38] <Flameviper> like... [12:38] <MathPoet> it has to be more advanced than believing in gods about the basics of nature. [12:39] <MathPoet> like god of truth. [12:39] <MathPoet> goddess of fate. [12:39] <MathPoet> god of the living [12:39] <MathPoet> goddess of the dead. [12:39] <MathPoet> goddess of birth. [12:40] <MathPoet> god of the harvest. [12:40] <Flameviper> frostbite, fireplace, lightbulb, 4chan, Evian, ceiling fan, and Tylenol [12:40] <MathPoet> you know what i mean. [12:40] <SilentPenguin> why would death have a godess [12:40] <SilentPenguin> dieing isnt much cop to be honest [12:40] <MathPoet> i don't know. i was playfully suggesting things. [12:41] <MathPoet> the gods and goddesses have to be kind of in the background. [12:41] <Flameviper> yeah boy [12:41] <MathPoet> kind of like the Catholic church. [12:41] <Flameviper> shit, there goes my mouse again! [12:41] <MathPoet> we don't think too much about miracles any more, but we used to. that kind of thing. [12:42] <MathPoet> what is it with your mouse, Flameviper? [12:42] * SilentPenguin wants to know when apple are going to release the touch screen video iPod [12:42] <SilentPenguin> and not the sodding iPhone [12:43] <MathPoet> anyway, SP, what about reducing or restructuring the pantheon? [12:43] <MathPoet> are you cool with it? [12:43] <MathPoet> or are they embedded too much by now? [12:44] <SilentPenguin> pantheon? Athens no? [12:44] <MathPoet> no. the collection of gods and goddesses. [12:44] <SilentPenguin> :P [12:44] <SilentPenguin> mathpoet, nothing is embedded too much [12:45] <SilentPenguin> there are no users [12:45] <MathPoet> haha! too bad, but cool in a way. [12:45] <MathPoet> lots of potential. [12:46] <SilentPenguin> yes [12:46] <MathPoet> wish we could get more users, though. [12:46] <SilentPenguin> well, we need a bedrock first [12:46] <MathPoet> that's precisely my goal. [12:46] <MathPoet> organization [12:46] <MathPoet> and development. [12:46] <Flameviper> is the iPhone out yet? [12:47] <James-001> 29? [12:47] <James-001> i think [12:47] <Flameviper> I read in Popular Science that they're making an open-source touch-screen cell phone with music, interwebs, and call capability [12:47] <MathPoet> hey James-001! [12:47] <Flameviper> FUCK YEAH OPEN SOURCE SEAKING [12:47] =-= Mode #illogicopedia +o SilentPenguin by ChanServ [12:48] <James-001> hi [12:48] =-= YOU (Flameviper) have been booted from #illogicopedia by SilentPenguin (please no cussing :P) [12:48] -->| YOU (Flameviper) have joined #illogicopedia [12:48] =-= Topic for #illogicopedia is “http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | #toilet | FYI: We are all ego-maniacs here. Just thought you should know. | <Slinking_Ferret> Wikipedia is your fried” [12:48] =-= Topic for #illogicopedia was set by SilentPenguin on Friday, June 01, 2007 12:03:43 PM [12:48] *ChanServ* [#illogicopedia] Welcome to ?pedia, http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page [12:48] =-= Mode #illogicopedia -o SilentPenguin by SilentPenguin [12:48] <SilentPenguin> we arnt chimps round here [12:48] <Flameviper> ... [12:48] <Flameviper> my mouse is shite [12:48] <Flameviper> is "shite" [12:49] <Flameviper> a cuss word in britain? [12:49] <SilentPenguin> *shit*-e [12:49] <SilentPenguin> its not like we havent heard of i t [12:49] <Flameviper> I know that, but if I say it as "shight" (like "height"), then nobody cares, I even said it to my principal once and he didn't mind [12:49] <SilentPenguin> you do know Shit comes from a boating term [12:50] <MathPoet> do tell. [12:50] <Flameviper> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk_Etymology [12:50] <SilentPenguin> its an acronim [12:50] <Flameviper> "ship high in transport"? [12:50] <Flameviper> for manure right? [12:50] <SilentPenguin> yeah [12:50] * Flameviper rolls eyes [12:50] <SilentPenguin> :P [12:50] <MathPoet> bbl [12:50] <MathPoet> bye [12:52] <James-001> k [12:54] <SilentPenguin> bye [12:54] <Flameviper> I FORGOT THAT I HAD SOMETHING ON THE STOVE [12:54] <Flameviper> OH SHI- [12:54] <SilentPenguin> sizzle, i havn't checked the RC in 40 mins [12:59] <Flameviper> I hope I didn't overcook y ramen [12:59] <Flameviper> *my ramen [12:59] * SilentPenguin has pasta for dinna [12:59] <Flameviper> pasta! [13:00] <SilentPenguin> :D [13:00] * Flameviper likes to eat pepperoni with pizza sauce on it [13:00] <SilentPenguin> Wth mince [13:00] <Flameviper> SAUCE-A-RONI [13:00] <Flameviper> ramen is parfetto [13:00] * Flameviper makes an A-OK sign and winks [13:00] <SilentPenguin> and a potato roasty thing [13:00] <Flameviper> rotessireie? [13:01] <SilentPenguin> cus it was in the fridge [13:01] <Flameviper> YEAH TOAST! [13:01] <SilentPenguin> its like, cheese and potato [13:03] <James-001> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....dry toast and...GRAVVVVVYYYYY [13:03] <James-001> ... [13:05] * Flameviper got a bike yesterday [13:05] <Flameviper> rusty piece of crap that's been in my dad's basement for 5 yers [13:05] <James-001> ... [13:05] <Flameviper> but damn, it works [13:05] <James-001> i just drive my mom's car...my car is in pieces [13:08] <SilentPenguin> I just drive your mum. [13:08] <SilentPenguin> ooo, burn [13:08] <SilentPenguin> :P [13:08] <SilentPenguin> sorry [13:09] =-= Mode #illogicopedia +o SilentPenguin by ChanServ [13:09] <James-001> ummm...go ahead if you want...if you into that kind of stuff...??? [13:09] =-= SilentPenguin was booted from #illogicopedia by SilentPenguin (SilentPenguin) [13:09] <James-001> weirdo [13:09] -->| SilentPenguin (n=The_mute@user-5445145d.lns3-c11.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #illogicopedia [13:09] <SilentPenguin> :P [13:09] <SilentPenguin> nah, mum loving isnt my thing [13:10] <--| James-001 has left #illogicopedia ("Parting is such sweet sorrow.") [13:11] <SilentPenguin> wonder where he is going [13:14] -->| Aseman (i=1843fdd1@gateway/web/cgi-irc/ircatwork.com/x-5c92b36a8837d3f9) has joined #illogicopedia [13:14] <SilentPenguin> heh [13:14] <Aseman> Yeah. [13:14] <Flameviper> ASEMA?! [13:14] <Aseman> Having trouble getting on my own-- yes. [13:15] <Flameviper> JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN ASEMA GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR AND SAY HALLO! [13:15] <Flameviper> Asema, sup? [13:15] <Aseman> Nothing much. [13:15] * SilentPenguin notices that aseman can be made into Ase man :P [13:15] <Flameviper> you read the latest ish yous of 16-bit theatre? [13:15] <Aseman> Or A Seman. [13:15] <Aseman> Yes. [13:15] <Flameviper> up to what now, 15? [13:15] <Aseman> Meta-references are fun. [13:15] <SilentPenguin> you should still be able to be asema [13:16] <SilentPenguin> as its a different server [13:16] <Flameviper> anyway, I'm kind of tired of the internetz [13:16] <Flameviper> Asema, how long is you being on for? [13:16] <SilentPenguin> how can you get tired of the internet [13:16] =-= Aseman is now known as Asema [13:17] <Asema> For a little while. [13:17] <Asema> Why are you tired of the internet, FV? [13:18] <Asema> Anyone tired of the Internet is also tired of Illogicopedia. [13:18] <Asema> Are you telling me you hate uzz? ='( [13:18] <SilentPenguin> heh [13:19] * SilentPenguin prods Flameviper with a sharp stick [13:19] <Asema> FLAMEVIPER R HATOR UZZ [13:19] * Asema runs into the candy room crying. [13:19] <SilentPenguin> the candy room [13:19] <Asema> Yes. [13:19] <Asema> It's a room with a pool. [13:19] <SilentPenguin> there is no candy room [13:19] <Asema> Full of candy. [13:19] <Asema> Aww, damn. [13:19] <SilentPenguin> only a snickers room [13:19] * Asema runs into the bathroom with a piece of glass then. [13:19] <Asema> Ooh, Snickers! [13:19] <SilentPenguin> we are all man [13:19] * Asema runs into the snickers room. [13:20] <Flameviper> not illogicopedia [13:20] <SilentPenguin> you seen the new snickers advert [13:20] <Flameviper> every site hatorzz me [13:20] <Asema> Yes. [13:20] <Asema> Peanut-free. [13:20] <Flameviper> ed, rio, wp, uncyc [13:20] <Asema> We love you, though, Flameviper. [13:20] <SilentPenguin> er, no [13:20] <SilentPenguin> yeah [13:20] <Flameviper> silentpenguin: er, no to what [13:20] * SilentPenguin hugs flameviper [13:20] <Asema> So, Flameviper? [13:20] <Asema> I have news. [13:20] <Flameviper> some stupid shits from a site called random insanity online are harasssing me [13:20] <Asema> I think we should all start an illogical band and use the podcast as our envoy. [13:21] * Flameviper has to go to the bathroonm REALLY BAD [13:21] <Asema> ks [13:21] <SilentPenguin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPXGuRIXsA [13:21] <Asema> u can teh florz [13:21] <Asema> *us teh [13:21] <SilentPenguin> ah, asema, i found someone to do the extension for me [13:22] <SilentPenguin> Datrio infact [13:22] <Asema> From where? [13:22] <Asema> Or is that a new member? [13:22] <SilentPenguin> a wikia staff, so the likly hood of it getting loaded onto wikia is also high [13:23] <SilentPenguin> he thought it was a good idea [13:23] <SilentPenguin> he better not get a payrise because of it [13:23] <SilentPenguin> :P [13:24] <Asema> Aren't the Wikia staff mostly (or all) volunteers? [13:24] <Flameviper> heh [13:24] <Flameviper> wikia is a for-profit company [13:24] <Flameviper> and I can play the piano LIKE A MO'FO [13:24] <Asema> Okay. [13:24] <Flameviper> I can't read music but I can lpay any song on the ivory by ear [13:24] <Asema> Seppy can be the vocalist. [13:25] <SilentPenguin> yeah wikia staff get paid [13:25] <Flameviper> play [13:25] <Asema> And I'll play the guitar. [13:25] <SilentPenguin> i cant sing [13:25] <Asema> Fine. [13:25] <Flameviper> You can... play guitar?! [13:25] <Asema> I'll sing. [13:25] <Asema> Technically, yes. [13:25] <Asema> I know how to do some of it. [13:25] <SilentPenguin> same [13:25] <SilentPenguin> i know some stuff [13:25] <Flameviper> I can't record my ownage, should have nicked a microphone from school :/ [13:25] <Flameviper> CompUSA went out of business [13:25] * SilentPenguin coughs, smoke on the water cough cough [13:26] <Flameviper> had to disconnect my mouse again for being a little bitch [13:26] <Asema> Here's my idea for songs. XP [13:27] <Asema> 1. The Real Quest [13:27] <Flameviper> what? [13:27] <Asema> 2. Logic Die Die Die [13:27] <Asema> And.. [13:27] <Flameviper> I once wrote a song about the interbutts [13:27] <Asema> 3. Battle with Flameviper [13:27] <SilentPenguin> X) [13:27] <Flameviper> XD [13:27] <SilentPenguin> XD * [13:27] <Flameviper> I can write lyrics too [13:27] <Flameviper> what if we did the flameviper song: REMIX? [13:28] <Flameviper> you know, that annoying-as-hell youtube I made? [13:28] <Asema> ... [13:28] <Asema> NO [13:29] <SilentPenguin> heh [13:30] <SilentPenguin> woot, the wiki's database is 1mb [13:30] <SilentPenguin> :P [13:30] <Asema> Flameviper can cast Naughty Touch, I heard. [13:30] <Asema> It's an instant kill against any males, but against females it deals 500 damage to you. [13:31] <SilentPenguin> :( [13:32] <SilentPenguin> iv got to go now [13:32] <SilentPenguin> iv got dinna [13:32] <SilentPenguin> i will be back later though [13:32] <Flameviper> naughty touch? [13:32] <Flameviper> SILENTPENGUIN WTF?! [13:32] <Flameviper> It's 1:30 in the afternoon! [13:32] <Asema> Yes. [13:32] <SilentPenguin> not for me [13:32] <Flameviper> what time is it where you live? [13:32] <SilentPenguin> its 18:25 [13:32] <Flameviper> ...6:25? [13:33] <Flameviper> I eat dinner at * [13:33] <SilentPenguin> im im britain [13:33] <Flameviper> at 8 [13:33] <SilentPenguin> i do at the weekend [13:33] <SilentPenguin> anywho [13:33] <Flameviper> well, tell your prime minister that his clocks are set 12 hours fast [13:33] <SilentPenguin> keep the channel warm for me [13:33] <Flameviper> ... [13:33] <Flameviper> :P [13:33] <Flameviper> see ya [13:33] <Asema> No. [13:33] <Asema> I'm putting it in my water cooler. [13:34] <SilentPenguin> mathey said he would be back soon [13:34] <Asema> And then casting Meteo5 on it. [13:34] <Flameviper> anyway asema, sup [13:34] |<-- SilentPenguin has left irc.freenode.net ("going to [Insert Lame Excuse]") [13:34] <Asema> Oh, nothing. [13:34] <Asema> Just experimenting with highly dangerous magic. [13:34] <Flameviper> erm. [13:34] <Asema> Say, how much does SP pay you to stay on the site? [13:34] <Flameviper> nothing [13:34] <Flameviper> why [13:34] <Asema> Oh. [13:34] <Asema> I guess only admins get paid. [13:34] <Asema> He pays us 5,000 gil a second. [13:35] <Asema> To sit around. [13:52] <Flameviper>OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK [14:27] -->| SilentPenguin (n=The_mute@user-5447f15c.wfd94.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #illogicopedia [14:31] |<-- MathPoet has left irc.freenode.net ("Leaving") [14:31] <SilentPenguin> Nooo, mathpoet [14:32] === silentpenguin is online. [14:37] * SilentPenguin smites mathpoet [14:37] <SilentPenguin> and asema and Flameviper for that matter [14:46] <Flameviper> yp [14:46] <Flameviper> i wuz ridin' mah bike [14:46] <Flameviper> now my fingers feel like elbows [14:46] <SilentPenguin> heh