Flameviper X. Velifang, M.D.
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This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.
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[INFO] fonchezzz has entered #office. <fonchezzz> BAWWWWWWWWWW <Flameviper> What's wrong? <fonchezzz> IT DIED <Flameviper> What died? <fonchezzz> IT <Flameviper> Now you're not making much sense. [INFO] Asema has joined #office. <Asema> The ratio of acetylcholinesterase to neurotransmitter acetylcholine is decreasing in the myosin tissue. [INFO] Flameviper is now known as Dr_Velifang <Dr_Velifang> Possibly due to a nerve agent? fonchezzz vomits <fonchezzz> I'm sweaty, why is it so hot... <Asema> It could be, the patient is experiencing sweating and nausea. <Dr_Velifang> Is he disoriented? <Asema> It's possible. <Asema> Are you disoriented? <fonchezzz> lol wut? <Asema> Do you feel woozy? <fonchezzz> oic, no <Dr_Velifang> Fonchezzz, are you ill? <fonchezzz> Of course I'm ill... 'fonchezzz collapses <Asema> What is your prophylaxis? <Dr_Velifang> It isn't an incapacitating agent. Hook him up with 250cc's of pralidoxime chlorate. <Asema> What about diezepam? <Dr_Velifang> Diezepam would work too, I prefer pralidoxime chlorate. <fonchezzz> lol u tk him 2da bar|? <Asema> How about succinylcholine? It would reverse the acetylcholinesterase inhibitors. <Dr_Velifang> No. Succinylcholine and epinephrine wouldn't do a damn thing, they'd just make it worse. IllegalEagle hands Asema some pralidoxime chlorate. <Dr_Velifang> Are you ready, Asema? <Asema> Yes. <Dr_Velifang> Intubate the patient! IllegalEagle shoves a tube down the throat of fonchezzz. <Dr_Velifang> Insert the intravenous! <fonchezzz> O NOES! Asema jabs a small needle into fonchezzz's arm. <Dr_Velifang> All right, hook up the pralidoxime chlorate... Dr_Velifang counts out several seconds on his hands. <Asema> We're losing him! <Dr_Velifang> NOW! Asema attaches the bag of medicine to the IV tube. <fonchezzz> I'm okay, you're okay... [INFO] Dr_Velifang is now known as Flameviper. <Dr_Velifang> Good thing we didn't panic.