Flying crumpet

Soooo why is this page full of flying crumpetness? Well you see... It all started when this page was a kittenpuppycrumpledcrumpet baby. It was the most beautiful kittenpuppycrumpledcrumpet baby of all time (probably the only one), anyway it ate you, me, myself, your mom, your dad, your life, and so on. You see this was a flying kittenpuppycrumpledcrumpet baby. It had babies... THEN THEY TOOK OVER THIS PAGE AND NOW FLYING CRUMPETS ARE EVERYWHERE GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!