Forum:Joke Book

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Joak bük?

So I was in 'de school and I was-a-like, "Why can't have a JOKE BOOK?" but then I was like "If that were to happen, people would just submit jokes by other people" so here's a simple solution, YOU MUST THINK OF JOKES YOURSELF and only yourself.

How this is gonna work?

So here's how this is gonna work. Submit your joke below. If I or any other judges that might want to join *points to RMS* like the joke it will go here which is for teh best of teh best.

What to submit

Any jokes MADE BY YOURSELF even if they suck because at least I can say I tried. Any joke format is allowed and you can submit offensive quotes because those are hella funny.

In the end

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL!!!!! BUT IN THE END; IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!!!!

In the end - correction

Submit stuffz below. Sign every joke you submit. Submit EVERYTHING!!!!

Submit here:

Person 1: I finally read a book about clocks!

Person 2: It's about time.

--T3 07:10, 24 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Q: Why do DJs like Illogicopedia?

A: So they can wiki wiki wiki all night long!

--T3 07:10, 24 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Person 1: Is silly putty a liquid or solid?

Person 2: Hm... What about that flubber stuff?

Person 3: Wait, what about snow?

Person 1: Please! Can we focus on the matter at hand?

--T3 07:10, 24 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Q: Why won't Mexican-Americans compete in the Olympics?

A: They refuse to compete until fence hopping is made an Olympic sport.

--T3 07:10, 24 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Q: What's in common between an African American funeral and an African American wedding?

A: They can both be confused with a KFC closing.

--T3 07:10, 24 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

These are all painfully unfunny, not the best idea you've come up with 92.11.240.139 10:07, 24 Octodest 2009 (UTC)