Four best dating advice tips for men

At Illogicopedia, we are experts at dating! Here are four good tips to impress the ladies.

1. When turning up on the date, do the can-can. That'll always impress 'em.
2. Then, well - screw the stupid posh restaurant. Go to KFC, buy something nice and if she's hungry, regurgitate in her mouth.
3. When you have finished throwing up in their mouth, continuously peck at her face until she draws blood.
4. Do a backflip! Then kiss her eyelash.

We hope these tips were helpful for you. We're always one for dating!