Fr. Stilgar Scaffolding
Fr. Stilgar Scaffolding was a priest of unknown denomination. He is known primarily for an incident in which he showed up to bless the apothecary wing of the Dr. Seuss Disgusting Septic Wound Wing of the Slap Happy Hospital, was turned away by radical atheist chaplains, and completely underreacted. Reportedly, he drove his monster truck through the front windows of an unnamed grocery store, nearly hitting several people, jumped out, tased two shoppers and the store manager, jumped up onto the seafood counter and sang Too Sexy for 12 minutes.[1]
One of those present at the time, Admiral Endinodar was nearly run over, and responded by shooting up the truck. The resulting explosion killed four vampires in a shower of holy water.
What happened to Fr. Scaffolding is not a matter of public record.