Freedumb is a completely normal social function where each group within a larger group takes turns demanding something that is vague, strange, and also technically doesn't exist.
(like a perfect circle, it can only really happen in a computer simulation)
Several have claimed that the police department holds a ball semiannually.
Do never question why.
* Just send £75,000 to start using it, £10,000 each year, £5,000 each month and £1,000 each day to continue the usage.