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We ain't talkin' bout this it.


~ Farmer Fred on It

“'s only two penguins under a sheepskin.”

~ A fellow on Farmer Fred

It is it. It is also It. And It is IT.

Tag, you're it.

Oh, and you can find it on eBay.

Did you say it? Oh, I thought you said IT. There's a difference, you know.

Still confused? Go Google it.

Where is it?[edit]

“What happened to my friggin' car?”

~ Carl on Carl Brutananadilewski

That friggin' car could be anything, but right now, it is a friggin' car. And Carl wants to know what happened to it. You can't see it, but it's in rough shape. Sometimes it's monsters that mess it up. Other times the Aqua Teens perpetrating a criminal act against Carl. In every case, whatever happens to Carl, he deserved it.

Maybe not for anything he just did, like 5 minutes ago. He's just one of those hapless individuals who's to ignorant to get why bad shit happens to him.

“The innocent shall suffer - big time.”

~ ignignokt

It always happens to the innocent. That bad, bad shit that everybody spends their lives trying to avoid. That horrible, awful shit.

Why is that guy looking at me?

“Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.”

~ Master Shake on teeth

There goes Shake again, the raging homophobe. Still, his logic is hilarious.