Freudian slip

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“Engage the autopilot.”

~ Sigmund Freud on the subconscious mind

A Freudian slip, contrary to popular belief, is not when you mistake one world for a mother - it is when a psychologist falls over on a banana. There are sex different ways that a psychologist can slip on a banana skin, although none have been documented in the wild, and psychologists in captivity rarely continue their natural behavior. It is a criminal offense for a psychologist to slip on a banana on Sunday, and those that do are prostituted to the full extent of the law.