Friend

This article is about fried friends. For other uses of the word, see here.

“F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!”

~ SpongeBob on some random crap

“*Throws a bomb at SpongeBob*”

~ Plankton, pissed off at SpongeBob

“Asplode.”

~ A friend on SpongeBob exploding

A friend is fried, but with an 'n'.
Therefore, a friend is a fried n.

$n*fried=friend$

However, you cannot eat fried n's, for they are your friends.