Gabe Newell

GabeN is the supreme god of all vidja games. All shall surrender your wallets for his rain of sales on STEAM. Steam Summer Sale (Script) There is a room and a computer. On the computer screen, there is a picture of steam and summer sales. -90% ME: Wallet? No! Don't. The wallet gets flung to the computer. ME: Wallet? Stop! No! I pull the wallet away from the computer. ME: STOP! The wallet sticks to the computer. I try hard and finally manages to pull the wallet off. I check the wallet. THE WALLET IS EMPTY! ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I check my email and find my email is full of 'Thank you for your purchase' emails. THE END By Pope Anonymous