Gary Numan
“He's quite the dude!”
“Cool man, cool!”
“He rock!”
Gary Numan (born in 1958) is a British singer and New Wave/ synthpop musician best known for his songs, "CARZ!!!", "Are "Assholes" Electric?", and, "I DIE!, YOU ALSO DIE! LOL WUT".
He's also a gothic ghost from the evil lands of Bauhaus! Be careful, now! BWAH HAHA HAH!
But, NO, he is not, in fact, related to Willy Wonka.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Numan was born inside of an abandoned makeup factory somewhere in the scums of England. He was also born with Aspergers Syndrome, which affected his ability to learn well, though he (barely) graduated from high school.
He later became a famous singer and musician in his life.
And now, he currently resides somewhere in the illegal depths of Japan. Wowzers!
KFC Addiction[edit | edit source]
Despite being really thin for the entirety of his life, he is still a KFC fast food addict. He literally eats up to 13,348 KFC meals per day while singing his songs with his damn mouth open. Gross!
Makeup skills[edit | edit source]
After giving birth to American Housewife actress, Katy Mixon, Numan started his makeup career while watching episodes of, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on his Shitflix account. Numan soon became a highly acclaimed makeup artist around the entire world. Yeah! I guess.
List of albums[edit | edit source]
The Pleasure Prince Apple (1979), I, Assassinating Abe Lincoln (1981)