George Lopez

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Lopez. Nuff' said.

George Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is an American comedian, actor, and talk show host. He is mostly known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including his own Mexican American culture. He is currently the host of the late-night talk show Lopez Tonight on TBS. (Tuberculosis) If you find this article boring, keep reading because it gets better. If you read a bit of the paragraph below and you thing that's boring, scroll all the way to the bottom and look at what happens to people who don't like Lopez.

War against Confucius[edit]

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Acting Career[edit]

Due to discrimination of Mexicans and a dream of becoming a famous actor, he took one small step, but one large step for society. He decided to be an actor and nothing in this galaxy could stop him. Kind of like that fat girl from the movie "Precious". Lopez tried everything, from hypnotism to bribes, drugs to genocide, but finally was successful. Lopez used a simple formula that was generated inside Lopez Co.™, a formula that would change the face of man kind forever.

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[(4/3)πR3] - Lopez took the formula of a sphere to calculate the volume of the earth, for no apparent reason, except that it looked cool.

[n(n+1)(2n+1)/6] - Lopez used this formula to calculate the area that he wanted to control. He controlled a great area of North America but not China/Japan because they'd see it coming before he could even launch the mind control continuum. And kill him. "N" representing the number of mile radius that he'd control.

George Lopez (Tv Series)[edit]

"George Lopez" aired from March 27, 2003 to May 23, 2007. "George Lopez" is an American sitcom that aired on ABC for 6 seasons.

I recall in one episode Spongebob went into a time-space continuum and ended up in the show.

I Will Survive!

And maybe Sue from Glee... No I'm kidding.


The show stars George Lopez as manager of Powers Brothers Aviation, an airplane parts factory. He is married to Angie Palmero (Constance Marie) and has two outgoing children, Max and Carmen (Luis Armand Garcia and Masiela Lusha). They all live together in Los Angeles, California. Terrorists.