Getting kicked off MSN and why nerds are damm sexy

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Duncan says: it seems a higher force has ordered my leavingtons from teh comp
Silent Penguin says: ?
Silent Penguin says: being kicked off?
Duncan says: yeah
Silent Penguin says: bye then
Duncan says: Mum's tired - so that makes it bedtime
Duncan says: *cough-controlfreak-cough*
Silent Penguin says: heh
Duncan says: yeah i no
Silent Penguin says: my dad is like that
Silent Penguin says: i told him he wasnt my brain, and that stopped it
Duncan says: heh - i would but shes cottoned onto the fact i was chatting up a girl aswell
Silent Penguin says: "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never cried."
Duncan says: heh
Silent Penguin says: haha
Silent Penguin says: you can make out like im a girl if you want, make her really paranoid
Duncan says: hahahaha - you dont talk ("silent"penguin) bcause your too busy
Silent Penguin says:
Silent Penguin says: try your "moves"
Duncan says: *uses his magic hands*
Silent Penguin says: haha
Silent Penguin says: its not like you can chat up a girl on msn anyway
Duncan says: i dunno - i use the whole * insert action here thing* and then, i dunno, i'm different in front of girls
Silent Penguin says: yeah, "OMG a girl!?!"
Duncan says: heh
Silent Penguin says: once a nerd. always a nerd
Duncan says: nooooo
Duncan says: but i use my leet powers for sexyness
Silent Penguin says: heh
Silent Penguin says: apparently, nerds make better boyfriends
Silent Penguin says: so why the fuck arnt we in demand!?!
Silent Penguin says:
Duncan says: you know you're a nerd when you know about evreything weird al talks about in "white and nredy" (sad to say i do: I=Nerd)
Duncan says: i dunno, it's cos we siphoned off our real penises to the internet to fuel our e-penises
Silent Penguin says: white and nerdy is better than the original
Duncan says: yeah
Duncan says: by |___________________| much
Silent Penguin says: the guy in the W & N video is really a geek though
Duncan says: yeah - what a leg/nerd
Silent Penguin says: nerd=programming, good at socialising, just chooses not to, can do things like soldering, and programming
Silent Penguin says: usefull stuff
Duncan says: not like them nancy boys
Duncan says: we're the future husbands of the world - we can hold down a girlfriend and hack their clothes off
Silent Penguin says: geek = shirt and tie, lack of swearing, electronics nutter, wanna be nerd
Duncan says: hahahaha\