Giant Weasel Destroyed My House

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Ben: "Yeah, listen - I'm not going to be able to come to work today.."


Boss: "oh? why?"


Ben: "a giant weasel destroyed my house"


Boss: "how giant?"


Ben: "dude, it was fricking huge!"


Boss: "how huge?"


Ben: "like, really huge.."


Boss: "really? as in super-huge?"


Ben: "super-super-huge.."


Boss: "that's pretty huge.."


Ben: "exactly.. it was a GIANT weasel.."


Boss: "sure it wasn't a ferret?"


Ben: "dude, there is no such thing as giant ferrets.."


Boss: "sure there is: its on the news right now - giant ferret approaching 12th Avenue"


Ben: "12th Avenue? but that's my - AAAAAAAAAH!!!"


Boss: "Ben? you there?"


Ben: "AAAAAAAAAH! GIANT FERRET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"


Boss: "I share your pain Ben.. oh, you're still fired."


Ben: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!"