Giant Weasel Destroyed My House

Ben: "Yeah, listen - I'm not going to be able to come to work today.."

Boss: "oh? why?"

Ben: "a giant weasel destroyed my house"

Boss: "how giant?"

Ben: "dude, it was fricking huge!"

Boss: "how huge?"

Ben: "like, really huge.."

Boss: "really? as in super-huge?"

Ben: "super-super-huge.."

Boss: "that's pretty huge.."

Ben: "exactly.. it was a GIANT weasel.."

Boss: "sure it wasn't a ferret?"

Ben: "dude, there is no such thing as giant ferrets.."

Boss: "sure there is: its on the news right now - giant ferret approaching 12th Avenue"

Ben: "12th Avenue? but that's my - AAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Boss: "Ben? you there?"

Ben: "AAAAAAAAAH! GIANT FERRET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Boss: "I share your pain Ben.. oh, you're still fired."

Ben: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!"