Golden fish-tape

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Golden Fish-Tape[edit]

🐟The High Life Of Golden Fish Tape🐟

As is with a fish-tape, Golden Fish-Tape is a tape, a tape for the taping of fishes.

But, some fishes are a bit fishy. They prefer a higher form of life, and will refuse normal fish-tape. The only fish-tape these picky fishes will use to tape their fishy selves is Golden Fish-Tape. It is for this reason Golden Fish-Tape was created.

REASONS[edit]

These are reasons

1) For the taping of particularly picky fishes
2) Why shouldn't this exist?
3) ...I forgot
4) MANY reasons
5) I wish I were a particularly picky fish