Gomble-b

Are you a Gomble-b?

Or are you a Gomble-c?

Please, dear God, don't be a Gomble-d. Don't. I'm begging you, you better not be.

What's that? You're a Gomble-a? Fuck off. That's not possible. You know how I know it's not possible? BECAUSE IT'S A RED LINK.

I know what you are. You're a shit, that's what.