Good times virus
The Good Times virus is the world's single most destructive program. It can destroy whole servers in minutes, corrupting data and generally destroying hard drives.
But, that's not all! It reduces your life expectancy by 12 years and can fatally harm a small child. It burns your house down, even if you are on a public computer because it knows where you live. Then, you transform into the Hulk before a monster eats your arms.
Downloading good times virus v3.4
Did I mention the latest version also runs off with your wife? Probably not, but I think I did mention it decapitates your dog.
By reading this message you have contracted the Good Times virus. Have a nice day!