Gott

Gott was a song about german softness written by Sir Edward Gutenburgerk.

The song was famously distributed by a robotic harpsichord to members of the cockney community. Everyone loved that guy. Except the dog.

A theme

"Manhood" the docu-drama about a man suffering from chronic shit disorder, used the song as its title-music. At the time, nothing was known about its effects on the central nervous system. A court case bresumed and enclosed the bbc under its leathery thigh. In the end Gregg Dyke uttered "That was the most exiting day of my life. YET!!" A walking horse lead him away from his crisp packet.

Speaking as a film critic, I think the music itself would sound good if played via a creamy substance.

Use in funerals

When funerals began in the late 1880s people were fed up of the dreary, sad and awkward music usually played at them. Then Gott came along. With its pleasingly eye wrenching qualities, it lulled everyone into a false sense of security.