Grandfather Clocks

“Does this mean clocks can reproduce?”

~ André Breton

Grandfather clocks are old timey clocks use to store and house souls.

This is explained in the song, "Time of Patriarchy" by the band, "F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** YOU." Yes, that is the band name.

You can tell if a clock is a Grandfather Clock by bringing up any sport at all. If the clock is a Grandfather Clock, he will immediately rave about how good his grandson is at said sport.

NOTE: You will not get this response if the Grandfather Clock has a grandson that is a Cuckoo Clock. In fact, depending on the old fashionedness of the clock, he may even act like said grandson doesn't even exist.

See Also

• Mother Goose
• The general feeling of malaise that occurs during Pink Floyd's Time