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This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.
<LilRedRidinn00b> Hey Grandma, 0_o Woah, what big eyes you have <Grandma
Wolf> That's the, uh, hip replacement working it's magic <LilRedRidinn00b> Yeah but still, what Big Ears you have <Grandma Wolf> OI!! Cheeky, their perfectly normal <LilRedRidinn00b> They're huuuge, and they've got loads of hair growing out of them <Grandma Wolf> STFU there nothing compared to your furry lugs! <SilentPenguin> SLAM, you just got told by a girl!! <LilRedRidinn00b> Grandma! He's making fun of me! SilentPenguin punches Li'lRedRidin'n00b Li'lRedRidin'n00b cries Grandma Wolfgrowls angrily *SilentPenguin has quit #illogicopedia (Oh noes I is being devoured) <LilRedRidinn00b> Thanks Granny. Hey, I just noticed what Big Teeth you have <Grandma Wolf> Wha? Oh yeah, I stole these dentures of some dea- sleeping pensioner that I'd eate- met. <LilRedRidinn00b> ... <LilRedRidinn00b> Wow, What a Big bulge you have. <Grandma Wolf> WTF!?? <LilRedRidinn00b> - in your neck <Grandma Wolf> Riiiiite, the other one's still pretty big too <LilRedRidinn00b> What other bulge <Grandma Wolf> Never mind <LilRedRidinn00b> While we're on the subject, what Big Feet you have <Grandma Wolf> Now that is enough! <LilRedRidinn00b> What a resemblance you have to scooby doo <Grandma Wolf> STFU I don't look anything like that n00b! LilRedRidinn00b appears not to hear <Grandma Wolf>, she's oggling something around where Grandma's chest is <LilRedRidinn00b> What Big Boobs you have Grandma <Grandma Wolf> Euwww, you've put me off dinner. Get out! <LilRedRidinn00b> Can I touch them? Grandma Wolfpoints towards the door *LilRedRidinn00b has quit #illogicopedia (mutters under breath) <ChanServ> Hi everybody *ChanServ is kicked from #internet (breaking the perpetual monotomy of IRC)