Gravity Falls

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Bill Cipher & pals setting to go to the world's corners!.gif

Well, I'd be durned if I knew what Gravity Falls was about. Something about the actual apocalypse and the freakin' illuminati and maple syrup and triple dippers? And some guy named Grunkle Stan? And a bunch of pines? Considerable amounts of sweaters?

Oh, and the illuminati is actually a guy named Bill for some reason. He's got a nice hat so he might be related to that person who always rolls around Gravitydale on a penny farthing and yells archaic prose at passers-by. Having said that, he's actually a triangle. One of the living polyhedron genus, I suppose. People seem to have a serious penchant for saying his name, even though there's not as much of a chance he's got connections to Bill Nye.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go get ready for band practice. Ninety percent of it will likely consist of standing in front of my bathroom mirror whilst singing Silver Convention songs into a comb and acting generally camp in my camp.

Don't come in!

Don't come in!