Great Depression

The Great Depression was very sad. It was tragically sad, so sad. So so sad. Most of the people who were there were depressed, because they were broke and dumb. Tragically dumb, so dumb. Almost as dumb as yo mama. People were cold, and they died from the cold. And they died from the hungry. Because they were too broke to afford food. Or clothes. Or life. They died so hard that they became dead. All they had to eat were old shoes, and rotting leather isn't very nutritious. Not nutritious at all. That's why they died, because they had to eat a hundred rotten shoes to get as much nutrition as they would from one french fry. Not a good french fry, either. A McDonald's french fry. And all of the bowls for eating the shoes were dusty. Tragically dusty, so dusty. So so dusty. The dust only contained anti-nutrients. So instead of eating a french fry from McDonald's, it was like eating an anti-fry made of antimatter from Anti-Donald's. And they didn't even have soda to wash it down with. There was no water. None. They couldn't grow food, they couldn't drink. They didn't even have alcohol to wash away their sorrows. And everyone was sad, even the rich people, because all of the poor people were too broke to buy their stuff, so the rich people were broke too. The rich people were too broke to keep paying poor people to make their stuff, so the poor people couldn't buy the stuff because they had no jobs and were broke, so the rich people couldn't employ people to make the stuff because nobody was buying the stuff so they had no money to employ people because they were broke, and the poor people couldn't buy any stuff because they had no jobs because the rich people couldn't pay them to make stuff because nobody was buying the stuff because they were too broke to buy the stuff so the rich people were too broke to pay people to keep making the stuff, and there was no more stuff to buy because nobody was getting paid to make the stuff, and nobody could have bought the stuff anyway because they weren't getting paid to make stuff. So what happened? Everyone died. It was tragic. Tragically tragic, so tragic. So very tragic.