Grudge poopies

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A deliberate act of pooping inappropriately by a domestic animal as an overtly aggressive act against a figure of authority is known as grudge poopies, or a grudge shit.

In history[edit]

The first recorded grudge poopies is a document which tells a tale of intrigue and disgust. Pharaoh Majnun O'Hare, ruler of Lower Left Middle Egypt in 1388BC, sent an envoy to Sordid, emperor of Mustapotamia, with a caravan of 4800 dirty hippies. Among the gifts presented were hemp garments, bongs made of reeds blessed by Moses, George Foreman grills, depleted uranium sling ammunition, a referral to a neurologist working out of the British embassy, original style purple carrots and a dog named Frunobulax.