Gruss

• AHEM*

YOU HAVE BEEN GATHERED TONIGHT TO NOTICE THE GRUSS.

Oh, look, grass.

Ha. ha. ha.

SO ANYWAY THE GRUSS.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? LET'S ROLL! *rolls on ground*

heh

heh

HEH!!!

OH MAH LORDYLORD THERE IT IS, MIKIEA! THE GGGGGGRRRRRRUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

CATCH IT!

WITH YOUR FORK AND KNIFE, MIKIEA!

GREEN, green, gruss.

IKEA?

swedish meatball sandwich on a chair next to a well-loved stuffed animal?

Mike?

Ia?

HOW BOUT IO THE COW

that should be a thing in smite

cow lady

what? arachne was a thing

OH SORRY THE GRUSS!

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.

.

.

YOU CAUGHT IT GOOD JOB!

And, now...

Alright, Fredkea, we got the handlebars. Now show us the explosive demon goat.

Fredkea?

ARE YOU ASLEEP?!

what,

what,

wut iz dat bruh

OH SILKY SATIN BEDSHEETS ITS THE GRUSSQUATCH!

fear,

FEAR,

FEAR,

FEAR THE GRUSSQUATCH!

tomatoes!

noh seo!
ohn oes!

• ahem*

FIGHT IT WITH TOOTH AND HANKERCHIEF!

WE GOT THIS FREDKEA!

IS

THE

TRUTH??????

IS

THE

GRUSS??????

NOOOOOOOOOO MY ARM,

MY PRECIOUS ARM,

my,

precious,

leg.

Another one? Oh, we're not even close to finished.

Xxx_xX_xGRUSSTASTICx_Xx_xxX has entered the playing field.

______ is not kill.

______ is toenail.

______ is grusstastic.

______ is grusstoaster.

ACK! I AM RUN OUT IDEAS!

no, don't type that, silly.

AND THEN IT WAS GRUSS

OH YOU GUESSED IT.

running from a gruss that was later caught,
running from a gruss, that is what it's not,
running from a gruss, no matter what,
We'll make it through our individual... grusses

                                                 
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and that's a lot of space

Read

the

gaps,

because,

in the

gaps,,,,,,

You may find a gruss or two or three or four or five or six or maybe SEVENTY FOUR AND A HALF YOU SEE

heh

well

for now?