Gundumb

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Aiming is for losers.

“I kill squirrels with my gun.”

~ Octavius Caesar, while ordering a deep dish pizza.

Gundumb is when you shoot random things with a gun. It is highly dangerous. Please don't do it.

History[edit | edit source]

Gundumb is often practiced by gunmen who suffer from terrible eyesight.

Benefits of gundumb[edit | edit source]

Well, you no longer have to worry about aiming so I guess that's a plus.

How to perform gundumb[edit | edit source]

  1. Obtain a gun.
  2. Ready the gun to be fired.
  3. Close your eyes.
  4. Hold your breath.
  5. Make a wish.
  6. Count to three.
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