HAW 2 B 1337 h4x0r

Here's a Step-by-step procedure to be an 31337 |-|4><0!)\.

• Follow these steps.
  1. Master the 1337 language.
  2. 134rn 50m3 pr0gr4mming.
  3. 7r`/ 70 !n\/3n7 m0r3 1337 14n9u@9@5. (|)0n'7 @(7u411`/ u53 7|-|3m!)
  4. ε1|≡x27 1≡|≡!_/ |-|77..|..|.. s!!!!<<<zzz
  5. |/\|.<||>.'< 5.\__/AA 5|\/|!'_/zorzz (ㅇ/__/__/|)</sm>1337!_`/ PWN 7|/\|33|//\\|zzz
• Congratulations! you are now a 1337 h4x0r!

Wait... you didn't read them right.

• Fine. I'll say it to you. without a leet.
  1. Master the language.
  2. rn m prgrmming.
  3. r nn mr nu. (n u u m!)
  4. zzz
  5. zz zzz
• Congratulations! you are now a hxr!

God dammit what do you want?!!

• I GAVE YOU TWO GUIDES. TWO GUIDES. WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT GETTING ITALKNANFLANFN
  1. language
  2. programming
  3. invention
  4. practice
  5. hack
• HAW IS THIS MORE INFORMAL THAN THE OTHER ONE?!!!!!!!!! ZHFIUAHGAKJHGALFHALKJF