HOW TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO OTHER HUMANS

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SLICE FACE WITH KNIFE


STICK ON CRUDELY FASHIONED MR.POTATO PARTS



REMEMBER YOU FORGOT TO STERILISE THE PARTS



SUFFER BRAIN DAMAGE AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNABLE OT MOVE AND ONLY ABLE TO TYPE WITH YOUR EYE LIDS



HAVE SOMEONE STEAL THE CAPS LOCK KEY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD AS PART OF A CRUEL JOKE



Vóila!