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[23:39]	<Flameviper>	asema \o/
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[23:41]	>Asema<	What's up man?
[23:59]	<Flameviper>	WAKE UP
[00:45]	<Asema>	Hello.
[00:45]	<Asema>	POOP
[00:45]	<Asema>	POOP
[00:45]	<Asema>	POOP
[00:54]	<Flameviper>	hay
[00:54]	<Flameviper>	you joined EoF?
[00:54]	<Asema>	SO I MUST LEAVE
[00:54]	<Asema>	I'LL HAVE TO GO
[00:55]	<Asema>	Yes.
[00:55]	<Asema>	TO LAS VEGAS OR MONACO
[00:55]	<Asema>	AND WIN A FORTUNE IN A GAME
[00:55]	<Flameviper>	Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Lost connection to MySQL server during query in /home/ipbfree/domains/ipbfree.com/public_html/sources/Drivers/mySQL.php on line 67

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[00:55]	<Asema>	Holy fucking crap.
[00:55]	<Flameviper>	oh lawdie lawdie me
[00:55]	<Asema>	It can't find the database.
[00:55]	<Flameviper>	It's up now I think
[00:55]	<Flameviper>	I might have to get off abrubtly at any time
[00:56]	<Asema>	Damnit.
[00:58]	<Flameviper>	what
[00:58]	<Asema>	Why was there such confusion about my gender?
[00:59]	<Asema>	I mean, it's not rocket science, people.
[01:00]	<Asema>	I talk like a guy, I don't use those annoying emoticons, and I don't obsess over InuYasha.
[01:00]	<Flameviper>	You know, in 8th grade, I would go to the bathroom, and when nobody was in the hallways, I'd take all the crappy motivational posters off the walls and reattach them upside-down. And I would take some of the blue stuff, but not enough so that it wouldn't stay up.
[01:00]	<Asema>	WHAT IS THERE TO DOUBT
[01:00]	<Flameviper>	Ugh
[01:00]	<Flameviper>	i's like InYourCrotcha
[01:00]	<Asema>	InYourCrotcha... heh.
[01:00]	<Flameviper>	it's the best offensive pun I could muster
[01:00]	<Flameviper>	O_O
[01:01]	<Flameviper>	Emoticons are all right, but not like :) :( :) :) :) :) :) ;) ;)
[01:01]	<Asema>	Yeah, I kinda like EoF.
[01:01]	<Asema>	Why are you warned, exactly?
[01:01]	<Flameviper>	\o/
[01:01]	<Flameviper>	Because I'm a spamming ass
[01:01]	<Flameviper>	nothing that bad, really
[01:01]	<Asema>	I know that much.
[01:01]	<Asema>	Be glad Seppy isn't here.
[01:01]	<Flameviper>	where?
[01:01]	<Asema>	I never kick anyone for any reason. Except not using English.
[01:02]	<Asema>	"Switchblade, I choose you!"
[01:02]	<Flameviper>	What the fuck is with InuYasha anyway?
[01:02]	<Flameviper>	Seriously, it's like Pokemon with swords
[01:02]	<Flameviper>	if you think about it
[01:03]	<Flameviper>	InuYasha = Ash. inuyASHa. Kagome = Misty, and that weird monk guy = Brock
[01:03]	<Asema>	It's about a bodyguard who was sent by the Demon King Kirby to guard a prostitute named Kagome. Assisting him is a crazed 40-year old monk with carpal tunnel syndrome and a minja.
[01:04]	<Flameviper>	CTS from fapping no doubt
[01:04]	<Asema>	the Demon King cares about prostitutes. He needs his ho's for protection money.
[01:04]	<Flameviper>	although Orihime Inoue or whatever her name is, is hot
[01:04]	<Flameviper>	but anyone from fire emblem > anime
[01:04]	<Flameviper>	and kung fu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime
[01:04]	<Asema>	So.
[01:04]	<Asema>	Who would you rather fap to.
[01:05]	<Asema>	Eirika or Tethys?
[01:05]	<Flameviper>	hmm
[01:05]	<Flameviper>	if I remember correctly, Tethys seems like kind of a...
[01:05]	<Flameviper>	um.
[01:05]	<Flameviper>	Well, she hangs around with a bunch of guys, mercenaries, presumably horny, and she "dances" for them to give them strength while wearing skimpy clothes.
[01:06]	<Asema>	Yes.
[01:06]	<Flameviper>	But of course, "Prostitute" isn't a class and the battle sprites would have been unavoidable obscene
[01:06]	<Asema>	Prostitute is a class. They renamed it in the NA version to "Dancer."
[01:06]	<Flameviper>	lol
[01:06]	<Asema>	In the JP version, it was named "Me Love You Long Time," literally translated.
[01:07]	<Flameviper>	Do the Army System
[01:07]	<Asema>	Okay.
[01:07]	<Asema>	So. Eirika it is?
[01:07]	<Flameviper>	I'm formulating a sprite comic right now...
[01:07]	<Asema>	Hmm. Myrrh or Ninian?
[01:07]	<Flameviper>	hmm
[01:07]	<Flameviper>	Ninian.
[01:07]	<Flameviper>	okay
[01:07]	<Asema>	Myrrh's a bit young for you.
[01:07]	<Flameviper>	yeah
[01:08]	<Flameviper>	um, Isadora or Amelia
[01:08]	<Asema>	Amelia.
[01:08]	<Flameviper>	:O
[01:08]	<Flameviper>	Karel or Jaffar >:)
[01:08]	<Asema>	Neither.
[01:08]	<Flameviper>	lol
[01:08]	<Asema>	I don't swing that way.
[01:08]	<Flameviper>	XD
[01:08]	<Asema>	But if I had to go by mad skillz, Jafar wins.
[01:08]	<Asema>	Now for you.
[01:08]	<Asema>	Seth or Franz?
[01:09]	<Flameviper>	if I was forced to choose between the two, I'd choose Jaffar because I reckon he's stealthy enough to get it over with before I notice
[01:09]	<Flameviper>	okay, I'd probably choose... um... Seth
[01:09]	<Asema>	Why? Because you'd probably get some of his hax stats?
[01:09]	<Flameviper>	but yeah, I'd imagine Karel's into guro
[01:09]	<Asema>	Hmm. And the ultimate choice.
[01:09]	<Flameviper>	seeing as he enjoys cutting people in half for no fucking reason
[01:09]	<Asema>	Lute or L.Arachael?
[01:10]	<Flameviper>	L'Arachel
[01:10]	<Asema>	Why?
[01:10]	<Flameviper>	but Dozla would probably beat the shit out of me
[01:10]	<Asema>	Okay. Then.
[01:10]	<Asema>	Selena or L'Arachael?
[01:10]	<Flameviper>	Selena
[01:10]	<Asema>	Selena or Lyn?
[01:10]	<Flameviper>	Hmm
[01:10]	<Flameviper>	Lyn.
[01:10]	<Flameviper>	Lute or Nino?
[01:10]	<Asema>	Probably Lute.
[01:10]	<Asema>	Nino isn't bad, though.
[01:10]	<Asema>	But I do preffer Lute.
[01:11]	<Flameviper>	I wonder how old she is
[01:11]	<Asema>	Your turn still.
[01:11]	<Asema>	Hard to tell.
[01:11]	<Flameviper>	um...
[01:11]	<Flameviper>	Serra or Florina
[01:11]	<Asema>	Hmm.
[01:11]	<Asema>	Let me think.
[01:11]	<Flameviper>	Florina would be scared of you, but Serra wouldn't shut up the whole time
[01:12]	<Asema>	Serra looks like L'Arachael and Tethys mixed = cleric-prostitute.
[01:13]	<Asema>	Plus Florina is just damn hotter.
[01:13]	<Asema>	So Florina.
[01:13]	<Asema>	One more.
[01:14]	<Asema>	Flameviper?
[01:14]	<Asema>	Flameviper?
[01:14]	<Asema>	Flameviper?
[01:14]	<Asema>	...Desu?
[01:17]	<Flameviper>	oh sorry
[01:17]	<Flameviper>	I detached my volume
[01:17]	<Flameviper>	eh
[01:19]	<Flameviper>	asema!!!!!111111111111111
[01:19]	<Asema>	Eliwood or Ephraim? Decline is not an option.
[01:19]	<Flameviper>	Hmm
[01:19]	<Flameviper>	am I giving or recieving?
[01:19]	<Asema>	Receiving.
[01:20]	<Flameviper>	I choose Eliwood, because I hypothesize his wee-wee is smaller than Ephraim's
[01:20]	<Asema>	I agree.
[01:20]	<Asema>	Anyways...
[01:20]	<Flameviper>	although I can find out definitively by asking disgruntled Nintendo game artists
[01:20]	<Flameviper>	on 4chan!
[01:21]	<Asema>	Tana or Amelia?
[01:21]	<Flameviper>	I remember about a year ago, I first found hentai on the internets, the same day I found out about video game sprites, it was soooooooooooooooo weird
[01:21]	<Asema>	OR Garcia.
[01:21]	<Flameviper>	hmm
[01:21]	<Flameviper>	lol
[01:22]	<Flameviper>	Garcia + Dozla = OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK, FACIAL HAIR EVERYWHERE
[01:22]	<Asema>	Tana or Amelia?
[01:22]	<Flameviper>	Tana.
[01:22]	<Asema>	Why Tana?
[01:22]	<Flameviper>	i dunno
[01:22]	<Asema>	Doesn't Amelia have some appeal to you?
[01:22]	<Flameviper>	some
[01:23]	<Asema>	One more.
[01:23]	<Asema>	Cormag or Dozla?
[01:23]	<Flameviper>	PIME TARADOX!
[01:23]	<Flameviper>	I imagine Cormag would be less painful.
[01:23]	<Flameviper>	Although still extremely painful.
[01:24]	<Asema>	Okay. You get to have a threeway.
[01:24]	<Asema>	Which two girls (from any games, any choices) do you take?
[01:24]	<Flameviper>	what
[01:24]	* Asema	is guessing Lyn and Selena.
[01:24]	<Flameviper>	I can't se
[01:24]	<Flameviper>	ah
[01:24]	<Flameviper>	um...
[01:24]	<Flameviper>	Lyn and Peach.
[01:24]	<Asema>	Your wish is granted.
[01:24]	* Flameviper	smugly grins as he imagines that for a sec
[01:24]	<Asema>	> have threeway
[01:25]	<Asema>	It's so good that your head explodes.
[01:25]	<Flameviper>	And Karel finds that so sexy that his head expl- HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE HERE FOR
[01:25]	<Asema>	Continue (y/n)?
[01:26]	<Asema>	Karel is there. He's not participating because only Karel is good enough for Karel.
[01:27]	<Asema>	Same with Joshua and Garcia.
[01:27]	<Asema>	They're there too.
[01:27]	<Flameviper>	/action Kick Garcia the fuck out. Axes blow ass.
[01:28]	<Flameviper>	I just imagined something awesome
[01:28]	<Flameviper>	a heavy metal band...
[01:28]	<Flameviper>	with Hawkeye on the drums, Renault as lead singer, Jaffar as bass, and Karel as lead guitar
[01:28]	<Flameviper>	Fuck yeah.
[01:28]	<Asema>	Jaffar can't be bass.
[01:28]	<Asema>	Well, he can.
[01:28]	<Flameviper>	why not?
[01:28]	<Asema>	but Hawkeye can't be drums.
[01:29]	<Flameviper>	How so
[01:29]	<Asema>	Because Hawkeye sucks.
[01:29]	<Flameviper>	I remember my password was once "hawkeyer0x"
[01:29]	<Flameviper>	Hmm
[01:29]	<Asema>	Why not have Lyn or Eliwood do the drums?
[01:29]	<Asema>	Or someone else?
[01:29]	<Asema>	Renault I can admit would be a greater singer.
[01:29]	<Flameviper>	Eliwood sucks big fat horse cock from his upgraded form.
[01:29]	<Asema>	Yes, he does.
[01:29]	<Flameviper>	Okay, Hector on the drums.
[01:29]	<Asema>	Hector it is!
[01:30]	<Asema>	You assemble the band.
[01:30]	<Asema>	The badassery level in the room goes to near-lethal temperatures.
[01:30]	<Asema>	Just then, Mothers against Heavy Metal invades.
[01:30]	<Flameviper>	Damn...
[01:30]	* Flameviper	is laughing his ass off and waking up the neighbors
[01:31]	<Flameviper>	Mathpoet's going to read this in 8 hours and be all like "man, what the fuck"
[01:31]	<Flameviper>	I've got to log this lol
[01:32]	<Asema>	What's so funny?
[01:33]	<Flameviper>	There's no way I can save this log on my mum's computer
[01:33]	<Flameviper>	XD
[01:34]	<Asema>	Savinated.
[01:35]	<Flameviper>	sweet
[01:35]	<Flameviper>	we ought to put these all somewhere
[01:38]	<Flameviper>	you have any spriting requests Asema?
[01:38]	<Asema>	Oh, sure.
[01:39]	<Asema>	You mean the comic, or stuff I'd like to see?
[01:39]	<Flameviper>	stuff like http://editthis.info/flameviper/Custom_sprites
[01:39]	<Asema>	Sure.
[01:39]	<Flameviper>	meh, EoF gets lonely at might, all smallish forums do
[01:40]	<Asema>	I'd like to see a version of Hector with an ultramegagiga over the top critical hit animation, if possible.
[01:40]	<Flameviper>	the posting isn't exactly prolific in the daytime, and at night it's nothing
[01:40]	<Asema>	I know that's not very specific, but..
[01:40]	<Flameviper>	I'M THE ONLY ONE ONLINE WTF
[01:40]	<Flameviper>	man...
[01:40]	<Flameviper>	I just feel like making a single-frame one
[01:41]	<Asema>	Hmm. Okay.
[01:41]	<Asema>	Then I'd like to request Lyn with a flaming chainsword.
[01:44]	<Flameviper>	flam|+|+||||+?
[01:44]	<Flameviper>	shit monitor!
[01:44]	<Flameviper>	oh
[01:51]	<Flameviper>	hay
[01:55]	<Asema>	Yas?
[01:56]	<Flameviper>	eh
[01:57]	<Flameviper>	what forums are you on
[01:57]	<Asema>	None.
[02:04]	<Asema>	'Cept EOF
[02:05]	<Asema>	SPAM STRIKE!
[02:06]	<Asema>	ELSPAM!
[02:06]	<Asema>	ESHERKIGSPAM!
[02:06]	<Asema>	"Hey, look! It's Lyn jumping!"
[02:07]	<Asema>	You know you should get a swordectomy.
[02:07]	<Asema>	And get a flaming chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword.
[02:11]	<Asema>	"After all, I am superior."
[02:23]	<Asema>	ROY FROM FIRE EMBEM!?!:!?!1o1ne
[02:24]	<Flameviper>	oh lawd
[02:24]	<Flameviper>	are you on Uncyc ever?
[02:25]	<Asema>	Yes.
[02:25]	<Asema>	Not often.
[02:25]	<Asema>	I'm just on their IRC a lot.
[02:29]	<Asema>	MY MIND AND SHOULDERS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU
[02:34]	<Flameviper>	lol
[02:35]	<Flameviper>	UNCYC FTL
[02:38]	<Asema>	Yes.
[02:38]	<Asema>	I call upon the mightiest reaches of buttseck, the power of Suiseki, in her name, I shall smite you! ULTRA HUMP!!!
[02:39]	<Flameviper>	Suiseiseki.
[02:39]	<Asema>	Yes.
[02:39]	* Flameviper	facepalms
[02:39]	<Asema>	I made two typos.
[02:39]	<Flameviper>	you missed the sei
[02:39]	<Asema>	Fine. Revised version.
[02:40]	<Asema>	I call upon the dark reaches of buttsecks, the lord of all things good and unconsentful... I wish for the power of Suiseiseki... and in her name, I shall smite you! TRUE HUMP!!!
[02:40]	<Asema>	You take 998 damage.
[02:40]	<Asema>	Every turn.
[02:40]	<Asema>	For another 666,666 turns.
[02:43]	<Flameviper>	Who's an Asema
[02:49]	<Asema>	Fucking idiot, Shandon is.
[02:49]	<Asema>	Don't mind him.
[02:50]	<Flameviper>	lol
[02:50]	<Flameviper>	he's like a fucking EDer
[02:53]	<Asema>	He is an EDer, Flameviper.
[02:53]	<Flameviper>	is he an op or what
[02:53]	<Flameviper>	I recognized the name
[02:54]	<Asema>	No.
[02:54]	<Asema>	He is not an op.
[02:54]	<Flameviper>	but if he isn't an op, I can kick the shit out of his lifeless corpse
[02:54]	<Asema>	Hinoa was the only op around, and he's gone.
[02:54]	<Flameviper>	Hah.
[02:54]	<Flameviper>	it's a jagd.
[02:54]	<Flameviper>	SEE YA, CID
[02:54]	<Asema>	XD
[02:55]	<Asema>	Yes. #uncyc is a jagd.
[02:55]	<Asema>	omg.
[02:55]	<Flameviper>	I'm pwning the everloving shit out of him
[02:56]	<Asema>	"Flameviper doesn't have to pick. Flameviper is beyond you."
[02:56]	<Flameviper>	TO 500!
[02:56]	<Flameviper>	TO 500!
[02:56]	<Flameviper>	TO 500!
[02:56]	<Flameviper>	TO 500!
[02:56]	<Flameviper>	TO 500!
[02:57]	<Asema>	lol
[02:57]	=-=	Mode #illogicopedia +o Asema by ChanServ
[02:57]	<Flameviper>	wtf's up?
[02:57]	<Asema>	Oh. Nothing.
[02:57]	<Asema>	I just felt like turning +o on for no reason.
[02:57]	<Flameviper>	lol
[02:57]	=-=	Asema was booted from #illogicopedia by Asema (op abuse. gtfo asshole. fail)
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[02:58]	<Flameviper>	lol
[03:18]	<Asema>	FORCES OF THE JAGD, ATTACK@!
[03:29]	<Asema>	Studies have shown that %90 of infomercials rock[[Legend of Zelda|.]]
[03:32]	<Flameviper>	wtf
[03:32]	<Flameviper>	aaaaaa
[03:39]	<Asema>	HOI CHA
[04:07]	<Flameviper>	!op
[04:07]	<Flameviper>	can you mute the nick "Flameviper|Away"?
[04:08]	<Flameviper>	asema?
[04:13]	=-=	YOU are now known as Flameviper|away

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