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It is the HAND OF DOOM! It has 4 fingers and an opposable thumb! And the knuckles...RUN! RUN! HIDE! HIDE! ARGGHHHHHHHH.........its got me........adios my friend.

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Cold, Dead Hands[edit | edit source]

The articulated joints of the personage's hand lay still in the wake of the blade's attack,

the wielder collected his spoils and cut this hand, to be a souvenir of the wretched crime at hand.

And when the hand was finally laid to rest,

it scrambled to choke the killer's neck.

DOOM! scawy uwu[edit | edit source]

It's A me, A MARio, and I've Outrun the It is the HAND OF DOOM! successfully. SOO..... ....no adios. still HERE! Oh rimming, it appears the hand is at hand! I neeeed a HAND HEREEE HELP!!!

They Say It Still Roams[edit | edit source]

The hand which killed its assassin called into the shadows with a snap-

A reverberating snap that echoed far into the lands, permeating the ears of all who heard it.

A snap which snapped again- and again- and once more.

Morse code.

- .... . / -.- -. .. ..-. . the hand called into the plateau.

- .... . / -.- -. .. ..-. . / ... - .- .. -. . -.. / .-- .. - .... / -- -.-- / -... .-.. --- --- -..

.-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / -.-. .-.. . .- -. . -.. / - --- -. .. --. .... -

YOU DINGUS![edit | edit source]

WHY DIDN't YOU HELP ME?? I NEEDED YOUR HAND! YOU WERE MY LAST HOPE! NOW- THE HAND THE HAND THE HAAAAND!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!