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Hangovers are when blinding lights, super loud noises and small invisible brain-punching creatures (see:brain mites) simultaneously attack an individual. Heavily Christianised, the phenomena believe drinking to what they deem as 'excess' is a sin, nay, a violation against the very fibre of the soul and must be punished most severely. Its nothing to do with drinking too much whatsoever. Honest.