Hank Williams

He likes it when you call him Big Poppa.

Hank Williams was a horrible lounge singer who used to smoke an entire bag of crack and then go out on stage only to get pelted with dead hamsters. His music was banned from radio stations after it was proven that he wrote all of his song while not wearing pants, which was illegal at the time. His fans were all violent alcoholics and when he died they set fire to the entire town of Nashville.

Notable songs

• "That Ain't My Toe, That Ain't My Finger"
• "Cousin Lovin' is Best Lovin'"
• "If You Were a Woman, I'd Hit You"