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Headstalls are a formation of balls which grow upon said human specimens bonce, otherwise known as head. The phenomenon is known to cause balls on stalls and stalls on heads. By which I meant balls.

What to do if you get headstalls[edit | edit source]

The first step is to not panick. Head balls feast on panic. That, and "panic munch" which is essentially edible panick.

The second step is to buy at least 4 towels to cover your head and balls up with.