User:Frosty/Hello my name is Bob
Well my name isn't actually Bob. I mainly created this page to make a redlink on Red Links appear blue but you didn't need to know my evil plan. In fear of it being outright deleted because it sucks horribly, I will make this article into a life story. Specifically my life story, if my name were Bob which of course it isn't. So hush little one and read my whole damn life story.
Birth[edit | edit source]
Bob was born in Sussex, England, Fruitcake. Son of Mary and Bob Senior he was brought into this world on the 20th of October 1977. Notable people that share this birthday include an English footballer, Canadian violinist and American actor. It is unsure if the celebration was conducted using cake or some other delicious bakery treat, it is considered fairl unlikely that these people knew each other as children.
Anywho, once born Bob was taken promptly home and taken straight to bed in his new home.
Childhood[edit | edit source]
Bob's childhood was lonely, he had no brothers, no sisters, no friends and no multi limbed monsters living in his cupboard. He made up friends to take up his time, his best friend was Charlie Chaplin (not to be confused with THE Charlie Chaplin) a shoelace designer from Cardiff. They got on like a house on ire, which reminds me of the great house fire of '83, there was burning shoelace's everywhere *sniff*